well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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