and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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