in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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