He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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