Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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