Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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