I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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