i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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