So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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