I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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