so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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