Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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