That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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