Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
