This is the prime rib incident all over again
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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