i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
id be glad to
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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