She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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