i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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