ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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