at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
