HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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