Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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