wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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