You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We were destined to go to rehab together
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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