The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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