So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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