i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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