the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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