Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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