Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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