Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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