you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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