What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We are two peas in an std pod
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Randomize
