Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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