Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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