How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
how does that bad decision feel?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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