sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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