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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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