ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
