We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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