quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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