super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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