my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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