You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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