Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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