Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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