shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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