Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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