Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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