I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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