Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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